Monday, January 26, 2009

Likes and Dislikes about Black Men

We love you when/because

You have madd swag like no other, switching from Tims to Business attire with such ease and sex appeal

You have “go-getter” mentalities in all aspects of life

You don’t have to ask us why we only wash our hair once per week

You don’t find our real hair/weaves/braids/locks/twists to be some freak of science

You can make love to the entire entity of us, or simply bang our backs out

You are forever in love with our thick hips, small waists, and ample bottoms

You appreciate our cooking over that of a restaurant

You are not afraid to check anyone on our behalves or yours

You take time out to be a father. That really turns us on.

You show us that vulnerable side of you that others will never see


You get on our nerves when/because

You are stubborn as all hell

You are masters at lying

You try to have sex with us after you have royally f*cked up

You try to flatter our panties off

Did I mention that you guys are stubborn as all hell?

You refuse to allow us to help you and “upgrade” you

The stupid games you play in love

You have honey dripped tongues that cause us temporary lacks of judgement (Have you ever dated a Naija man?!) LOL

You feed us BS and get mad when we reject it

You bottle up your true feelings for us and FINALLY tell us how you feel after it’s too late
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41 comments:

  1. SenatorJan 26, 2009, 11:18:00 AM

    Hey Queen, nice submission. I like the 'go-getter' stuff. lol @ freak of science. lol, how do u upgrade a man.

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  2. ChookzJan 26, 2009, 12:19:00 PM

    I like I like 'Tims business attire'

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  3. Miss Snarky PantsJan 26, 2009, 1:50:00 PM

    ::insert wild applause here::

    Girl amen...

    AMEN...

    AND AMEN AGAIN! :-)

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  4. AnonymousJan 26, 2009, 3:10:00 PM

    This was a poem right? Cause I was ALL up in the rhythm! High five!

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  5. ShonaVixenJan 26, 2009, 4:24:00 PM

    Aint that the truth!!!!Well said sis!!!

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  6. Eb the CelebJan 26, 2009, 4:39:00 PM

    you aint neva lied!

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  7. achoiceofweaponsJan 26, 2009, 6:46:00 PM

    I like the list. Upgrade us?
    Nah! That's a sure fire way to make your love perfect...
    for somebody else. Dig?

    Be sure to stop by
    Jaycee

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  8. She DrawsJan 26, 2009, 8:27:00 PM

    humph!

    Go

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  9. The AuthorJan 26, 2009, 11:19:00 PM

    And there was I thinking we disliked you for being stubborn!

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  10. KeithJan 27, 2009, 7:00:00 AM

    Hey Sexy Lady..Great List..both ways.

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  11. LBJan 27, 2009, 7:59:00 PM

    Nice list!

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  12. LusciousRonJan 28, 2009, 12:42:00 AM

    Fabulously said.

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  13. chu chinaJan 28, 2009, 5:16:00 AM

    From a Naija man, I feel you on that. A friend recently told me that the reason Jamaicans and Nigerians don't get on well here in the UK is because we're the same- full of BS but speak it so well.
    I guess some genetic thing stops us sharing feelings.
    Good post.

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  14. N.I.M.M.OJan 28, 2009, 7:04:00 AM

    All correct Quennie.

    But somehow it all seems true for the gals too.

    I think we just got love for each other.

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  15. SOLOMONSYDELLEJan 28, 2009, 3:26:00 PM

    I was just about to say the same could be true for us women, but i see N.I.M.M.O. beat me to it.

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  16. RebirthJan 28, 2009, 4:18:00 PM

    so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hw ve u been

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  17. 12kyleJan 29, 2009, 5:16:00 AM

    You have madd swag like no other, switching from Tims to Business attire with such ease and sex appeal

    hmmm...sounds like somebody that we both know. haaaaaa

    dope post! you covered every angle

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  18. AnonymousJan 29, 2009, 5:17:00 AM

    Ok...
    well put Q...
    very well..

    make love to the whole of us...
    kudos to him for that
    and the father bit is a sneak peak...

    thanks though for sharing...

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  19. bArOquEJan 30, 2009, 2:26:00 AM

    i love you all the same...sugarz

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  20. Nigerian Drama QueenJan 30, 2009, 2:04:00 PM

    *Standing Ovation*
    I completely agree! I might need to email this list to someone...lol

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  21. Mustafa ŞenalpJan 31, 2009, 3:37:00 PM

    çok güzel site.:)

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  22. ibiluvFeb 1, 2009, 6:33:00 PM

    we sure can handle the truth

    we may scratch your eyes out but lies are sooo last century.......

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  23. miz-cynicFeb 2, 2009, 6:44:00 AM

    been trying to drop a comment here for ages.....we love our black men so.....all in all inspite of tyheir craziness ...we love them.

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  24. AfronutsFeb 6, 2009, 7:24:00 AM

    Okay. This is 65% correct.
    most of the dislikes seem to come from the irresponsible dudes.

    lol...dont knife me about it, cuz its a generalized opionion.

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  25. AfrobabeFeb 10, 2009, 5:35:00 AM

    Long time sis...Black men....long story...one minute you are in love with them the next minute u feel like killing them....the one constant thin is we cant see to replace them...

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  26. Queen of My CastleFeb 10, 2009, 2:50:00 PM

    Sorry for the lack of commenting and blogging. Been kinda busy, but being that we are in a recession...busy is good. LOL


    Take care!

    -Queen

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  27. ♥ CG ♥Feb 15, 2009, 11:58:00 AM

    Whew, these are on point! My first time here, but I'll definitely be back :-).

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  28. Tari. NFeb 19, 2009, 11:08:00 AM

    I found your post true and also hilarious. i especially agree with the 'you get on our nerves when/because' list. Lol..
    i'm new to your blog anyway,i've been going thru your archives and i love you already. Pls update!!! lol

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  29. WritefreakFeb 20, 2009, 2:08:00 AM

    Hmm...na wa o! Some i find true...

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  30. WritefreakFeb 20, 2009, 2:09:00 AM

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  31. ₪Feb 21, 2009, 3:20:00 PM

    i'm brown skin; i'm a saint.

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  32. ZenaMar 1, 2009, 7:18:00 PM

    I hope your well Queen, hasn't bn easy, I hope ur ok

    love you

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  33. ZenaMar 1, 2009, 7:20:00 PM

    and u ain't neva lied, Nigerian men can talk your panties off

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  34. africa entertainment plus sportsMar 6, 2009, 2:48:00 PM

    I feel you, I feel you, feel you.

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  35. AnonymousMar 8, 2009, 6:16:00 PM

    nice one. my first time stopping by and i will definately be back

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  36. AnonymousMar 9, 2009, 6:23:00 AM

    where art thou?

    Zena

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  37. bob-ijMar 9, 2009, 10:17:00 PM

    You said it so right!!

    They are not scared of the monsters we implant on our head...

    Did you add that they were stubborn...Oh yes you did...lol... And real talk they always let us know when it's too late

    x!

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  38. ShonaVixenMar 12, 2009, 9:31:00 AM

    hey hon!!!
    U ok???Just checking up on ya as its been a minute too long xxx

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  39. ArewaMar 12, 2009, 10:18:00 AM

    LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.....
    I WANT MORE!!! Sup Queen Longest time. Missed you plenty plenty plenty.... hollar @a sista. Nuff love x x x x

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  40. tobennaMay 12, 2009, 5:32:00 AM

    too true

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  41. AnonymousAug 25, 2009, 11:53:00 AM

    ...the 'fate' (oops) of the negro.

    "...that cause us temporary lacks of judgement..." the beauty of words.

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